Alle uitspraken van Bill Burr
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Bill Burr New phone can’t fit the old charger, this is your hero? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 phonefitchargerhero
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Bill Burr The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 timeheardstoryscientologydumbestshit
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Bill Burr It’s great. You can just keep banging away, making one useless, mediocre, not-going-to-invent-shit kid after another 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatbangingmakinguselessmediocreinventshit
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr There’s an epidemic of gold digging whores in this country 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 epidemicgolddiggingwhorescountry
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Bill Burr That’s what killed me. Nerds. Nerds run the world 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 killednerds
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Bill Burr Stats are so fucking stupid 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 statsfuckingstupid
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Bill Burr I’m sick of them telling me shit is shocking that is completely obvious 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 sicktellingshitshockingcompletelyobvious
Bill Burr All these goddamn groups out there. Bitch, moaning, and complaining anytime anybody says anything 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goddamngroupsbitchmoaningcomplaininganytime